Here's What A Professional Masturba.......Arm Wrestler Looks Like
Daily Mail- When Matthais Schlitte was 16 he wandered into a bar and discovered that he was pretty good at arm-wrestling, due to his super human arm. Over the past decade, Schlitte has travelled the world as a professional arm wrestler, honing his highly developed limb. The 27-year-old German’s arm measures 46cm around the forearm and has propelled him to eight national championships as well as 14 on an international level.
I don’t like being lied to therefore I don’t like this guy. He’s lying right to our faces about what he does for a living. Sure, you’re a professional “arm wrestler”. Like we haven’t heard that one before. I guess that’s what I’d tell my parents too I guess. What other job would explain why one of your biceps is 200 times larger than the other? Stop the lies, Matthais Schlittie. It’s time to come clean and stop living a lie. You’re a professional masturbator. Which is to say you’re not much different than a smut blogger. Embrace it. Your parents will learn to understand. Just like my parents will one day learn to understand what I do for a living. Just kidding. They’ll never understand but who cares.
PS- Try not to smile at the sentence “honing his highly developed limb” in the article. Great description of a professional masturbator.